vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(via guy)

holyromanhomo:
“ oh-the-cleverness-0f-me:
“ bang:
“ its like Papaw but a million times worse
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For those of you who don’t know the context here, that woman lived in a period when women couldn’t vote and was meeting the nation’s first female...
so hillary got more votes than trump, but trump won??

hijerking:

@america r u sure this is a democracy

(via hijerking)

shittyidea:

Create a GoFundMe campaign to pay off the national debt

(via shittyidea)

guy:
“why couldn’t I just be born a squirrel or something
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